Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jim Butcher

He's Black Council," I said. "Or maybe stupid," Ebenezar countered. I thought about it. "Not sure which is scarier." Ebenezar blinked at me, then snorted. "Stupid, Hoss. Every time. Only so many blackhearted villains in the world, and they only get uppity on occasion. Stupid's everywhere, every day.

Jesse Ventura

People are going to do stupid things, but you don't take away the freedom because somebody makes a stupid decision.

Honore de Balzac

They [twin beds] are the most stupid, the most perfidious, and the most dangerous invention in the world. Shame and a curse on who thought of them.

Honore de Balzac

Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently.

Irvine Welsh

Bruce, you’re an ugly and silly old man. You’re very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what else. You’re the type of sad case who preys on vulnerable, weak and stupid women in order to boost his own shattered ego. You’re a mess. You’ve gone wrong somewhere pal.

Idries Shah

The stupidest man I ever met had a favourite saying. It was: 'What do you think I am, stupid, or something?

Hunter Hayes

I've got some crazy, stupid big goals. I really wanna headline arenas. I wanna have such a big crew that we've got to have 20 or 30 buses on the road because that's how big the show we're putting on is.

Glynis Johns

Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group theyre rather stupid.

J. R. R. Tolkien

There is little or no magic about them, except the ordinary everyday sort which helps them to disappear quietly and quickly when large stupid folk like you and me come blundering along, making a noise like elephants which they can hear a mile off.

Isaac Marion

I want life and in all its stupid sticky rawness.

Isaac Marion

Peel off these dusty wool blankets of apathy and antipathy and cynical desiccation. I want life in all its stupid sticky rawness.

Isaac Asimov

It's just science fiction so it's allowed to be silly, and childish, and stupid. It's just science fiction, so it doesn't have to make sense. It's just science fiction, so you must ask nothing more of it than loud noises and flashing lights.

Ellen DeGeneres

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are persons whose only merit consists in saying and doing stupid things at the right time, and who ruin all if they change their manners.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are few people more convinced of their own genius than those who complain of how stupid they are.

Ian MacKaye

I don't think it's an ethical or moral issue, or even that people are stupid, but I do feel like as a culture things are out of balance, perverted, and inverted. Things that are ridiculous are worshipped, and things that are important are ridiculed. I think that's something worth thinking about.

Ian Gillan

I haven't ever had any ambition in my life. I just drift from day to day with a stupid grin on my face.

Hugh Laurie

People are more open about seeking help these days. They recognise the fact that the alternative to having a shrink is that you bore your friends stupid. So I figured that I might as well give someone 100 bucks an hour to hear my woes. At least someone can make a living out of listening to my tedious problems.

Homer

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Homer

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

Homer

Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

Giorgio Moroder

I think it would be stupid for us to try and tell people who are dancing in a discotheque about the problems of the world. That is the very thing they have come away to avoid.

J. K. Rowling

Ah, well, people can be stupid abou' their pets," said Hagrid wisely.

J. K. Rowling

We Slytherins are brave, yes, but not stupid. For instance, given the choice, we will always choose to save our own necks.

J. K. Rowling

Ginny, listen . . . I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.” “It’s for some stupid, noble reason, isn’t it?

J. K. Rowling

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

J. K. Rowling

My parents are muggles, mate. They don't know nothing about no deaths at Hogwarts, because I'm not stupid enough to tell them.

J. K. Rowling

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

J. K. Rowling

All we do is read the stupid textbook," said Ron.

J. K. Rowling

You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

J. K. Rowling

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

H. L. Mencken

Only to often on meeting scientific men, even those of genuine distiction, one finds that they are dull fellows and very stupid. They know one thing to excess; they know nothing else. Pursuing facts too doggedly and unimaginatively, they miss all the charming things that are not facts. ... Too much learning, like too little learning, is an unpleasant and dangerous thing.

H. L. Mencken

There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it.