Famous Quotes & Sayings

C. S. Forester

The fools ran after me and I ran after the whores, foolish though I realized such a proceeding to be.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

‎All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

I like 'Zorro.' I like people you can believe that don't have those stupid powers. That is the beauty of Zorro. He's just a guy working for the people, to save the people.

Carl Icahn

Now the guy that got to the top, the CEO, would obviously be stupid to have a number two guy who was a lot smarter than he is. So by definition, since he's a survivor and he got to the top and he isn't that brilliant, his number two guy is going to always be a little worse than he is. So, as time goes on, it's anti-Darwinism, the survival of the un- fittest.

Carl Hiaasen

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

Carl Jung

I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way.

Callan McAuliffe

I want to be able to have a conversation with people. I don't want to be stupid. I'd like to have a life outside acting.

Diana Rigg

If a man holds a door open for me or pulls back a chair so that this old bag can sit down, I'm delighted. Women who moan and carp about that sort of thing are stupid

Dennis Miller

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

Ed Wood

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

Ed Helms

You make adjustments according to the specifics of the character.It's something I feel like a lot of my comedic heroes have always done. It's not even necessarily vulnerability, always, but it's an earnestness, a genuine desire to actually do the right thing, but then still make really misguided, stupid decisions along the way.

Ed Helms

You are literally too stupid to insult.

Elizabeth Montagu

Among many reasons for being stupid it may be urged, it is being like other people, and living like one's neighbours, and indeed without it, it may be difficult to love some neighbours as oneself: now seeing the necessity of being dull, you won't, I hope, take it amiss that you find me so ...

Edward Kennedy

Keep your tax-cutting, greedy hands off our medicare

At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill.

P.S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; therefore I beg you to write and let me know.

Bobby Heenan

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Bobby Jindal

We've got to stop being the stupid party. ... It's time for a new Republican Party that talks like adults.

Bobby Jindal

We must stop being the stupid party.

Axl Rose

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists or sympathetic to terrorists. Equating all Muslims with terrorism is stupid and wrong. But acknowledging that there is a link between Islam and terror is appropriate and necessary.

Bob Hawke

I think it is just stupid economics for a government to approach economic management from a strand of thinking regarding unions as enemies.

Bill Gates

Two years from now, spam will be solved.

Bill Gates

You know, development sometimes is viewed as a project in which you give people things and nothing much happens, which is perfectly valid, but if you just focus on that, then you'd also have to say that venture capital is pretty stupid, too. Its hit rate is pathetic. But occasionally, you get successes, you fund a Google or something, and suddenly venture capital is vaunted as the most amazing field of all time. Our hit rate in development is better than theirs, but we should strive to make it better.

Bill Gates

Legacy is a stupid thing! I don't want a legacy.

Bill Gates

I feel pretty stupid that I don't know any foreign languages. I wish I knew French or Arabic or Chinese.

Chelsea Handler

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

Chelsea Handler

I love a stupid joke, something that doesn't make any sense.

Chelsea Handler

To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’

Chase Utley

I know it sounds stupid and cliche, but I just want to get better. I want to keep improving.

Charlie Sheen

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

Charley Reese

People who believe in gun control are ignorant, superstitious or stupid.

Charles Krauthammer

To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives are evil.