Quotes about white
white house joy
President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy. Conan O'Brien
white house osama-bin-laden
The White House says they will release the Osama bin Laden death photo. Better yet, they're doing it on a set of limited edition commemorative plates. Conan O'Brien
white yesterday people
President Obama said the small drone that flew over the White House fence yesterday could be bought at any RadioShack. After hearing this, the RadioShack CEO said, 'I'm shocked to find out we still sell something people want.' Conan O'Brien
white underwear paint
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again. Conan O'Brien
white guy racing
Racing does to white guys what movies do to black guys. Daniel Tosh
white matter boxers
Being a white boxer is like being a republican. No matter how hard you work, you'll always lose because of the Mexicans. Daniel Tosh
white fake house
They're doing everything they can to tighten security at the White House. Today, on the roof of the White House, they added one of those fake owls. David Letterman
white house trying
At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out. David Letterman
white house today
According to the recent polls, Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.' David Letterman
white house wells
Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush. David Letterman
white america trying
Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the indigent, and the white with the Caucasian. David Letterman
white house watches
George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system. David Letterman
white house president
Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence jumpers. David Letterman
white news meat
In pop culture news, Lady Gaga got married. And yes, she was wearing white meat. David Letterman
white america people
We have white people problems in America. You know what that is? That's when your life is amazing, so you just make stuff up to get worried about. Louis C. K.
white bird stuff
Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too. Kurt Vonnegut
white people african-american
Interestingly, a lot of the polling that I see is not along racial lines, but along generational lines. We are doing better and better among younger people, not so well among older people, whether they're African-American, whether they're white or whether they're Latino. Bernie Sanders
white black kicking
Is it not that bad to be trapped somewhere, then? Depending on where you're trapped?" "I suppose it depends on how much you like the place you're trapped in," Widget says. "And how much you like whoever you're stuck there with," Poppet adds, kicking his black boot with her white one. Erin Morgenstern
white house euthanasia
Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House. Evan Sayet
white silence black
It is well, when in difficulties, to say never a word, neither black nor white. Speech is silver but silence is golden. Muriel Spark
white people black
One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks. Mo Udall
white glasses guy
All of us little bald white guys wearing glasses kind of look the same. Moby
white guy looks
I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. Moby
white people long
In the long, nonillustrious history of white people pilfering African American culture, have I just perpetrated that? I'm motivated by a love for the music and by a love of the performances, and I really hope I haven't done anything bad. Moby
white forget dropping
Why wear white? It's like, forget about dropping something on it. I don't understand how anybody wears white. Mindy Kaling
white people males
There are more people who are not straight, white males going to shows. Kathleen Hanna
white long black
Labor in the white skin can never free itself as long as labor in the black skin is branded. Karl Marx
white mouths bottles
I would happily die with a bottle of white Burgundy in my mouth, Julia Child
white littles bamboo
Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo Nicki Minaj
white creating goal
We want people doing white hat search engine optimization (or even no search engine optimization at all) to be free to focus on creating amazing, compelling web sites. As always, we’ll keep our ears open for feedback on ways to iterate and improve our ranking algorithms toward that goal.
white littles world
The world is like a little marsh filled with mint and white hawthorn. Mary MacLane
white rumor demise
the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain
white light want
That's how I always want to remember my time with you. Like a pure white light, breathtaking to behold. Nicholas Sparks