Quotes about wwe
wwe santa bags
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him. Jerry Lawler
wwe dancing seizures
Is he dancing or having a seizure? Jerry Lawler
wwe looks faces
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there. Jerry Lawler
wwe legs looks
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg! Jerry Lawler
wwe fire giving
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire. Jerry Lawler
wwe paper toilets
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper. Jerry Lawler
wwe jackets
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita! Jerry Lawler
wwe weight looks
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it. Jerry Lawler
wwe presses
Can I press one for English? Jerry Lawler
wwe drunk
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk. Jerry Lawler
wwe hot cold
Too hot to handle, too cold to hold! Randy Savage
wwe guy mess
NOBODY messes with "The Bad Guy"! Scott Hall
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Don't sing it, bring it. Scott Hall
wwe guy surveys
Survey says: one more for the bad guys. Scott Hall
wwe california broken
Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler. Mick Foley
wwe glasses missing
Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! Mick Foley
wwe mouths roles
Shut your role and know your mouth. Mick Foley
wwe years twelve
I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old. Kurt Angle
wwe
Vince McMahon owns me. John Cena
wwe tonight scared
I don't wanna wrestle Big Show tonight because I'm scared that he's gonna eat me! John Cena
wwe mustard baloney
Baloney fudging mustard! John Cena
wwe impact champion
I am a champion who makes an impact. John Cena
wwe hands wheels
Easy, Curious George! Get your grubby hands off of that wheel! John Cena
wwe beats crap
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!! John Cena
wwe internet life-is
My life is being ruined by the internet! John Cena
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Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do! John Cena
wwe insane steel
15 steel chairs? That's insane. It was 23 steel chairs. John Cena
wwe bullets impervious
And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets! John Cena
wwe cameras angle
If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle. John Cena
wwe welcome
Welcome to the New Raw! John Cena
wwe jars eyeballs
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut. John Cena
wwe goes-on flags
You're dressed up like the flag, somebody get him a pole! Oh, no, no, no, I know how you can get one. Go on a date, with Michael Cole. John Cena
wwe white bites
We in the Great White North but you can bite my White South! John Cena