A. Johnson
A. Johnson
mean basques company
A life without friends means death without company. (Adiskidegabeko bizita, auzogabeko heriotza.) —BASQUE PROVERB
skills style moments
My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
queens cheer fall
It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness. They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
bmw wife voting
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
redneck becoming chance
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
want london orlando
I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
journey want london
In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can't turn the clock back to 1904, what's the point of being a Conservative?
america queues trade
Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
self cynical interest
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
pms olive-trees mars
My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
self doubt moments
This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for self-doubt. It is a moment of hope.
swimming rivers jumping
I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.
winning office want
I want to win and I want to be in office.
fighting tough
I am hoping very much to get re-elected but it is going to be a tough fight.