A. Johnson
A. Johnson
flirting trying puppy
Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies.
faces roommate lit
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's face lit up. "She's a bitchweasel! I love my new roommate.
tired sleep kind
Tired, but not the kind of tired that sleep fixes.
looks irony kind
Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it.
cocky autumn people
Dr. Everest, got up and gave us a little pep talk. Mostly it boiled down to the fact that it was autumn, and everyone was back, and while that was a great thing, people better not get cocky or misbehave or he'd personally kill us all. He didn't actually say those words, but that was the subtext.
santa feels warm
I feel warm and reassured," I whispered. "He's like Santa.
long challenges criticism
The essay I had to read was called, "An Essay on Criticism" by Alexander Pope. The first challenge was that the essay was, in fact, a very long poem in "heroic couplets". If something is called an essay, it should be an essay.
motivation singing lines
New start or not, there was a line to be drawn, and that line was singing musicals to yourself as serious psychological motivation.
funny-life lines brevity
It was almost funny. Life seemed downright accidental in its brevity, and death a punch line to a lousy joke.
proximity familiarity
Proximity doesn't breed familiarity.
nice bras fixture
One of them hung a pink bra from our lighting fixture. I left it there. It was a nice bra
students student-council type
Prefects. I had learned this one. Student council types, but with superpowers. They who must be obeyed.
want break
Can I tell you something you really don't want to hear? He's going to break up with you. - Stuart
kissing water laughing
With that, I splashed some water on my face, fixed on a smile, and stepped out. I would find Jerome. I would make him explain to me what I was missing. We would laugh, then we would kiss with tongue, and all would be well.