Al Goldstein
Al Goldstein
Alvin "Al" Goldsteinwas an American pornographer. He was described as "a cartoonishly vituperative amalgam of borscht belt comic, free-range social critic and sex-obsessed loser who seemed to embody a moment in New York City’s cultural history: the sleaze and decay of Times Square in the 1960s and ‘70s." Another writer called him "a hairy, sweaty, cigar-chomping, eczema-ridden fatso". He claimed to have had 7,000 sexual partners...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPublisher
Date of Birth10 January 1936
CountryUnited States of America
Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
Married life is an existence with bars around it.
In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.
Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal
There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.
I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.
Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.
So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.