Alan King
Alan King
Alan Kingwas an American actor and comedian known for his biting wit and often angry humorous rants. King became well known as a Jewish comedian and satirist. He was also a serious actor who appeared in a number of movies and television shows. King wrote several books, produced films, and appeared in plays. In later years, he helped many philanthropic causes...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth26 December 1927
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look.
The other day my house caught fire. My lawyer said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?" I said, "Fire and theft." The lawyer frowned. "Uh oh. Wrong kind. Should be fire OR theft."
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
We're glad that our bond package provides for growth, ... We certainly are going to need to build east elementary, and the enrollment figures reinforce that.
I was worried about the ground, and while I thought it was quicker than ideal, there was no jar.
It was nice to see Chocolate outriding the Flat jockey.
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
When I read Dickens for the first time, I thought he was Jewish, because he wrote about oppression and bigotry, all the things that my father talked about.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
That's the great thing about New Year's, you get to be a year older. For me, that wasn't such a joke, because my birthday was always around this time. When I was a kid, my father used to tell me that everybody was celebrating my birthday. That's what the trees are all about.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.