Andy Borowitz

Andy Borowitz
Andy Borowitzis an American writer, comedian, satirist, and actor. Borowitz is a New York Times-bestselling author who won the first National Press Club award for humor. He is known for creating The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and the satirical column The Borowitz Report, which has an audience in the millions and was acquired by The New Yorker. In a profile on CBS News Sunday Morning, he was called "one of the funniest people in America"...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 January 1958
CityShaker Heights, OH
funny-life life-is now-and-then
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
republican mark romney
To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.
slavery action settling
Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
garden president way
Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
christmas religious xmas
Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
birthday people thanks
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
white political house
White House political adviser Karl Rove was one of Robert Novak's sources for the 2003 disclosure of a CIA operative's identity, according to a story published today in "Duh" magazine.
sweaters cost vests
It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.
funny-friend people google
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
race tests christie
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.
funny-christmas littles celebrate
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
funny-christmas sweaters helping
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
gun dreamer wish
Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
earthquakes hurricanes made
Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that.