Andy Dick

Andy Dick
Andrew Roane "Andy" Dickis an American comedian, actor, musician, and television and film producer. Best known as a comic, he is also known for his eccentric and controversial behavior. His first regular television role was on the short-lived but influential Ben Stiller Show. In the mid-1990s, he had a long-running stint on NBC's NewsRadio and was a supporting character on Less than Perfect. He briefly had his own program, The Andy Dick Show on MTV. He is noted for his...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 December 1965
CityCharleston, SC
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
I believed in God my whole life.
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.
He very nearly stole a scene in my movie, and I didn't call him on it because I was just like, Hey, I saw some stuff on SuperDeluxe and how many different films do you have on there? And he goes, This one, this one, Comedy by Numbers and this one and one called 'Bob Pitches a Movie.' And I'm like, Oh! And then I was thinking he would say, which is very similar to the one to the one I did in your movie, but he never did. I just let it go. I don't care.
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
The only issue is there is not a big group of officials available early in the day. I think all schools would like to try to go to afternoon games at some point, but with the availability of officials, it probably won't happen.
We're spending the money the district approved four years ago. I have not enough fields and too many teams,