Anonymous Toast

Anonymous Toast
bad brings good raven
Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow...that brings No babies.
bottoms sea ships
May the ships at sea never be bottoms up
drink whiskey
Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me
blessings faster four horses money older whiskey women younger
Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money
cup hanging ivy wet
Here's to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup
bride except girl good taste toast wedding
Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!