Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnikis an American comedian, television host, writer, producer, actor and podcast personality. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 December 1978
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
comics people takes time trying
I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks.
fodder guy offensive raise tension topics using
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.
girlfriend addiction car
My girlfriend loves to eat chocolate. She's always eating chocolate, and she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction. Get me away from those Hersheys bars. I'm addicted to them. It's really annoying. So I put her in a car and I drove her downtown. And I pointed out a crack addict. And I said, Do you see that, honey?... Why can't you be that skinny?
girlfriend kings bird
My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.
religious girlfriend wall
My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old, her parents nailed a 25 pound crucifix to the wall right above her bed. About two weeks later, in the middle of the night, the crucifix falls off the wall and leaves a two inch gash in the back of her dad's head.
girlfriend sex believe
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
religious atheist stories
I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable.
mom girlfriend brother
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep.
girlfriend hate night
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates it. But like, the other night, I put Saran wrap over the toilet seat, you know, which doesn't sound that original, but she's bulimic.
girlfriend men want
My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you?
girlfriend yesterday subway
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
uncles creepy green
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
passing-away tough difficult
It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.
atheist optimistic thinking
I was raised Catholic. I rejected it later on. I'm an outspoken atheist now. People say, 'Oh, it's a negative thing to be an atheist.' I don't agree. I think it's more optimistic to think that there is no God, no afterlife.