Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnikis an American comedian, television host, writer, producer, actor and podcast personality. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 December 1978
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
nice thinking people
People are surprised that I'm nice and it helps me out a little bit; it's easy to be nice when everyone thinks you're going to be a jerk but if people think you're a nice guy then it's tough because it's what they expect.
girlfriend yelling trying
I'm trying to teach my girlfriend how to surf. But I just end up yelling at her the whole time. Because I don't know how to surf.
nice blow guy
I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.
girlfriend my-girlfriend worried
I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14.
kings christ jew
Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.
genius emulate
I loved Stephen Wright, and I loved Mitch Hedberg, but they seemed like geniuses you could never emulate. You'd just be ripping them off.
my-favorite
My favorite part of going to a wedding is ruining the wedding.
yankees guy hats
What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.
girlfriend dinner restaurants
When my girlfriend cooks dinner, I'm happy to do the dishes. Because I make her wash dishes when I take her to a restaurant.
sound shows
God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
always-trying comedian doe
Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.
notebook writing cutting
I was always cutting words. I even would write my jokes in my notebook. I still do this, almost like a poem.
voice guy topics
Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.
tonight want bed
I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.