Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnikis an American comedian, television host, writer, producer, actor and podcast personality. He is known for his dark comedy style, which emphasizes misdirection, non sequiturs, biting insults, an arrogant demeanour, and a stage persona that frequently takes amoral stances...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth22 December 1978
CityPittsburgh, PA
CountryUnited States of America
cat glasses guy
When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.
dad boys knowing
My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.
dark talking people
I've always been fascinated by dark subjects, especially people's reactions to them. Why are people so uncomfortable talking about death if everyone dies?
grandpa viagra eating
Disgusting. I just found my grandpa's Viagra. I swear, I almost puked from eating so many.
girlfriend yesterday subway
I feel worthless. My girlfriend was attacked on the subway yesterday. And I can't even enjoy it.
night knowledgeable late
In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.
suicidal kids long
I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves.
halloween holiday razors
Halloween is just a made up holiday, created by the razor blade industry.
dark laughing people
Dark humor appealed to me because it was a bigger laugh than you could get with anything else. Seeing people laugh at something inappropriate with their whole bodies, a guttural, visceral laugh beyond a mere "hah."
uncles creepy green
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
passing-away tough difficult
It's always difficult when someone close to you passes away. But it's really tough when they're on top of you.
squirrels car tennis
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
baby girlfriend body
My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it.
thinking racism people
Of all the ways people save time, I think racism is the worst.