Art Buchwald
Art Buchwald
Arthur "Art" Buchwaldwas an American humorist best known for his long-running column in The Washington Post, which in turn was carried as a syndicated column in many other newspapers. His column focused on political satire and commentary. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Commentary in 1982 and in 1986 was elected to the American Academy and Institute of Arts and Letters...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth20 October 1925
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
War for most men is not fighting or marching in parades. It is sitting around somewhere wondering what the hell you are supposed to be doing.
I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies
The best way to clean up a son's room is to close the door and pretend it's not part of the house.
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.
People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even
A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it
Ascot is so exclusive that it is the only racecourse in the world where the horses own the people.
I like champagne because it always tastes as though my foot's asleep.
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.