Benny Hill
Benny Hill
Alfred Hawthorne Hill, known by his stage name Benny Hill, was an English comedian and actor, best remembered for his long-running internationally popular television programme The Benny Hill Show, an amalgam of slapstick, burlesque and double entendres in a format that included live comedy and filmed segments, with him at the focus of almost every segment...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 January 1924
CitySouthampton, England
funny hilarious girl
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
cigarette-smoke smoking one-day
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
sex grateful hell
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
christmas rose violet
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
miserable very-happy i-can
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
cutting odds-against-you two
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
leadership sports play
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
funny good-life military
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
running sassy do-unto-others
Do unto others, then run
girl women naked
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
hilarious people favors
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
sincere insincerity show-business
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
pants hot breathe
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
favour birth-control abstinence
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?