Benny Hill
Benny Hill
Alfred Hawthorne Hill, known by his stage name Benny Hill, was an English comedian and actor, best remembered for his long-running internationally popular television programme The Benny Hill Show, an amalgam of slapstick, burlesque and double entendres in a format that included live comedy and filmed segments, with him at the focus of almost every segment...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 January 1924
CitySouthampton, England
cutting odds-against-you two
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
funny hilarious girl
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
cigarette-smoke smoking one-day
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
sex grateful hell
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
christmas rose violet
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
miserable very-happy i-can
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
favour birth-control abstinence
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
pants hot breathe
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
leadership sports play
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
funny good-life military
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
running sassy do-unto-others
Do unto others, then run
girl women naked
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
hilarious people favors
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
sincere insincerity show-business
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.