Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks
William Melvin "Bill" Hickswas an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy. He criticized consumerism, superficiality and banality within the media and popular culture, which he characterized as oppressive tools of the ruling class that keep people "stupid and apathetic"...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 December 1961
CityValdosta, GA
CountryUnited States of America
I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego...
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth... see you at the final.
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?
I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.
Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
I've said all that I've had to say.
A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?
I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York...Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye you lizard scum! Bye!
You all saw him - he had a gun.
....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.