Bill Maher
Bill Maher
William "Bill" Maher is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, media critic, and television host. As a television host, he is well known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher previously hosted a similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect, originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth20 January 1956
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I'm beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win an election-except get the most votes.
Gingrich is the "foremost intellectual" in the Republican party like Gene Simmons is the foremost intellectual in "Kiss".
If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
And he said that 47%-that's pretty high-47% of Americans are basically welfare bums who are mooching off the government. And then he said, 'My job is not to worry about those people.' You know, where do people get this stuff that Mitt Romney is a heartless, calculating c**ksucker?
The people who got everything wrong are back on TV talking about the place they got all wrong? Cheney, Bill Kristol, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle. It's like Satan's VIP list for Hell.
I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.
Life is not like a box of chocolates unless there's a few turds in the box.
Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. That's right. The pope is coming to America this week, and, ladies, he's single!
There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.
BP today finally managed to almost completely stop the flow of information.
Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he's still losing in the money race!
I hear this all the time: 'Obama's policies aren't working.' He hasn't been allowed to put his policies into place.
I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.
This week Sarah Palin's memoir became a bestseller. It's not even out yet. It's being translated into English.