Bill Vaughan
Bill Vaughan
William E.Vaughanwas an American columnist and author. Born in Saint Louis, Missouri, he wrote a syndicated column for the Kansas City Star from 1946 until his death in 1977. He was published in Reader's Digest and Better Homes and Gardens under the pseudonym Burton Hillis. He attended Washington University in St. Louis...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth8 October 1915
CountryUnited States of America
heaven way pity
What a pity that the only way to heaven is in a hearse.
reform done way
An indefinable something is to be done, in a way nobody knows how, at a time nobody knows when, that will accomplish nobody knows what.
way dupes deceit
The surest way of making a dupe is to let your victim suppose you are his.
feelings way exhausted
One of the quickest ways to become exhausted is by suppressing your feelings.
travel cutting way
It is easiest to lose your way in the forest after it is cut.
heaven way hardest
Do not ask God the way to heaven; He will show you the hardest way.
spring night men
As surely as you are a living man, so surely did that spectral anatomy visit my room again last night, grin in my face, and walk away with my trousers: nor was I able to spring from my bed, or break the chain which seemed to bind me to my pillow.
moving humor law
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
cutting names tree
The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
political doe cookies
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
groundhog-day prophet disappear
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
funny witty elderly
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
home world wonderful
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
funny money educational
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.