Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham
Robert Pickering "Bo" Burnham is an American comedian, writer, musician, and actor. He began his performance career as a YouTuber in March 2006, and his videos have been watched more than 169 million times since. Burnham also has a large following on Vine...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth21 August 1990
CityHamilton, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny guy dimes
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
saws necks deer
I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
self-worth oneness existential
Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
thinking self people
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
jesus land water
If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
love-you perfect trying
I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
real guy important
What's important is that you stay true to yourself. Because when you enter the real world, the most valuable thing you can bring is all your you-ness. The world doesn't need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers - the world needs more you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
thinking intelligent people
Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
europe expecting general seem sit
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke joke joke.' They don't actually sit and listen to you.