Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...
If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?
My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.
My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.
I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
When you have a good time there is no time.
It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.