Bob Saget
Bob Saget
Robert Lane "Bob" Saget is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and television host. His television roles include Danny Tanner on the ABC sitcom Full Houseand hosting America's Funniest Home Videos from 1989 to 1997. Saget is also known for his adult-oriented stand-up routine. He also provided the voice of the future Ted Mosby on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth17 May 1956
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.
My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life...