Brad Williams
Brad Williams
Brad Williamsis an American comedian and actor. He regularly appeared on the show Mind of Mencia...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth13 January 1984
CityOrange County, CA
confusing
I don't know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It's very confusing to me.
smart enough
I'm not going to talk too much politics because I'm not smart enough to do that.
thinking fit jokes
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's just that they don't fit my particular skill set.
mad people unnecessary
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong. You should not talk about Indian people," and the Indian people are over in the audience like, "I thought that joke was hilarious." That is so weird. Then why are you getting mad? You're burning unnecessary calories. You're getting made for the sake of getting mad. I don't understand it.
people black make-sense
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, "That joke offended me," I'm still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
people confusing insane
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
mad people jokes
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.
nice people be-kind
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should be kind to people." It seems really basic, but it's amazing how many people forget that.
giving people chinese
I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to do shows for the troops all over the Middle East, and I actually went to China recently and did shows, not for the troops, but just for local Chinese people, and Americans that have moved there, and things like that. It was fantastic. They got it. They're way smarter than we give them credit for.
people done ask-me
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.
idiot
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.
thinking league major-league
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you'd be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
mean now-and-then admire
I admire ventriloquists, because I can't do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can't do what they do.
fun interesting workaholic
I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"