Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett
Carol Creighton Burnettis an American actress, comedian, singer, and writer, whose career spans six decades of television. She is best known for her long-running TV variety show, The Carol Burnett Show, for CBS. She has achieved success on stage, television, and film in varying genres including dramatic and comedy roles. She also has appeared on various talk shows and as a panelist on game shows...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth26 April 1933
CitySan Antonio, TX
CountryUnited States of America
there were times when I was more at home in front of millions of people than I was at home.
The audience is never wrong.
People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows.
But I didn't ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn't even ask to be famous. All I asked was to be able to earn a living making people laugh.
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
I liked myself better when I wasnt me.
My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second run.
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.
If you want to know the feeling [of labor pain], just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
I love the writing. I love the idea of typing and seeing it on the computer and printing it out myself and, you know, moving sentences around. I like that.
Because nobody goes through life without a scar.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
If someone tells you that you cannot do something and you believe it, they are right.
We don't stop going to school when we graduate.