Carrie Snow
Carrie Snow
Carrie Snow is an American stand-up comedian, comic writer known for writing for the television series Roseanne, and actor. Snow was also featured in the documentary The Aristocrats...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
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I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.
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Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
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I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
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No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
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It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine.
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you find that more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
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Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.
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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.