Carrot Top
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Carrot Top
Scott Thompson, known by the stage name Carrot Top, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, and best known for his bright red hair, prop comedy, and self-deprecating humor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 February 1965
CityRockledge, FL
CountryUnited States of America
thinking years kind
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
thinking years important
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
house watches towns
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
people labels want
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
congratulations hate successful
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
interesting marketing kind
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
hard-times hair orange
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
wells
Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
lunch cooking needs
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
path
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
sports school shoes
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
night car payment
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
beach school weekend
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
girlfriend two dating
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.