Casey Stengel

Casey Stengel
Charles Dillon "Casey" Stengel, nicknamed "The Old Perfessor", was an American Major League Baseball right fielder and manager. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1966...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionBaseball Player
Date of Birth30 July 1890
CityKansas City, MO
CountryUnited States of America
airplane walk weekends
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
drop figured
We was going to get you a cake, but we figured you'd drop it.
anybody bench
You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, Can't anybody here play this game?
drinking slump
We are in such a slump that even the ones that are drinking aren't hitting.
slump
We are in such a slump that even the ones that aren't drinkin' aren't hittin'.
funny witty laughter
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
team yankees execution
After a deplorable day afield, when asked by a reporter what he thought of his team's execution
teamwork player team-building
Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.
stars years chance
See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.
sports baseball hot
No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
sports baseball rain
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.
baseball sex player
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
success sports baseball
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.
sometimes figures easier
Sometimes it's easier to understand things than it is to figure them out