Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson
myths principal unique
There's two principal myths about shamrock: that it's unique to Ireland, and that it never flowers.
children health higher highest people poverty rate uninsured
Hispanics had the highest rate of any people without health insurance. Children in poverty had a higher uninsured rate than any other children.
exists
Shamrock only exists on St. Patrick's Day. Every other day of the year, it's just young clover.
funny
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
suddenly wake
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man.
dressed last life whip worth
Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living.
elizabeth sends taylor
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding.
entering furniture life meeting room time
If you're entering a room for the first time, do it the way you would in life - look around; see how they have the furniture arranged. If your character is meeting another character for the first time, meet them the way you would in life.
third
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.