Chi Rodriguez
Chi Rodriguez
sick care red
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
fun golf clothes
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
retirement husband wife
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
hurt book golf
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.
golf three fear-of-death
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
golf caddies
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
reality two next
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
golf league winner
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
real golf advice
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low
golf giving monkeys
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
golf land two
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.