Clement Freud
Clement Freud
Sir Clement Raphael Freud was a British broadcaster, writer, politician and chef...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth24 April 1924
wife giving making-love
If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit
ignorance would-be seconds
I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.
wine writing bullshit
Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to be poured over the other. This is bullshit. Gustatory enjoyment comes from food and wine and cigars of your liking. So far no one has said that a Monte Cristo is the only cigar to smoke after Armagnac, Romeo and Juliet after Calvados ... but the time may yet come.
funny witty giving-up
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
breakfast meals difficult
Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.
winning gambling mind
If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.
guides shops publishing
I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.
cooking way method
To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.
delicacy fats concealed
Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.