Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Humorous host of Late Night talk and variety show who went on to host Conan on TBS.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth18 April 1963
CityBrookline, MA
CountryUnited States of America
inspirational summer people
Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life.
happiness hate people
All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s my least favorite quality and it doesn’t lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you’re kind, amazing things will happen.
kids ice-cream taught
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
snakes guy firsts
St.Patrick's Day is named for St. Patrick, the first guy to feed Guinness to a snake.
father great-love would-be
I've always heard that women secretly want their father. So I used to walk around in a 1950s business suit, with a hat and a pipe. My opening line would be, 'You should be getting to bed now.'
mistake fall unique
Fall down. Make a mess. Break something occasionally. Know that your mistakes are your own unique way of getting to where you need to be. And remember that the story is never over.
stories firsts week
'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him.
heart band cages
I've always believed, in my heart of hearts, that it would be a better show if, when I crossed over to the desk, the band kept playing for an hour and I danced in a cage.
unique dartmouth ideals
It is our failure to become our perceived ideal that ultimately defines us and makes us unique.
thinking media people
I think in future people will take television in eyedrop form. All media will be in eyedrops.
running men yesterday
Donald Trump insisted yesterday that he is not racist, because one time an African-American won Apprentice. Because nothing says 'not racist' like making a black man run your errands.
white underwear paint
Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.
fall thinking people
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.
names rudolph campaigns
It has been reported that Rudolph Giuliani has trademarked the name 'Rudolph Giuliani' so other candidates can't use his name in negative campaign ads. ... For similar reasons, Hillary Clinton has trademarked the words 'ballbuster,' 'castrater,' and 'nutcruncher.'