Craig Bruce
Craig Bruce
anyone past school trust
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years
center
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
people
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
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It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
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Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
Things always look better when you haven't seen them.
truly
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
people
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.
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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
believe entire universe
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
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Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives.
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The Optimist's Handbook, hint #12: Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.'
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Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth!