Craig Bruce

Craig Bruce
supply time whose
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
bit correct describe faction islamic nobody odd organized religion seems social technical term using
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.
people
The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.
center
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
anyone past school trust
Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years
ibm
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
difference genius inventing
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
finished looked
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
listening
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
clicking invented whoever
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
disaster exchange lives media rate stories
The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.