Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.
I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
Oh Satan you're a wily one.
Stand by your bed and salute me.
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.
Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
The world can be such a fright, but it belongs to us tonight.
You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.