Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available.
A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.
Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.
When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.
I think commercialism helps Christmas and I think that the more capitalism we can inject into the Christmas holiday the more spiritual I feel about it
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!
My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.
I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.
Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.