Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.
This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.
If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck.
...slow down and self-edit and ask yourself the three things you must always ask yourself before you say anything: "Does this need to be said?" "Does this need to be said by me?" "Does this need to be said by me now?"
I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.
That's one of the reasons why we think the U.S. dollar probably should strengthen going into the Fed meeting toward the end of the month.
The Aussie got up towards the 76 US cents level and then up around those levels we did have quite a deal of importer-related selling,
It's clearly yen positive, especially when China is gradually allowing the yuan to appreciate day by day.
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
It's totally free. It is the complete freedom of performance, ... The first time (the monologue is) performed is when you see it on TV, and it'll never be seen again. It's pure TV. Bam! It's there, and then it's gone.
The fundamentals haven't changed, there's very strong investment demand and the hedge funds have certainly cut back their longs over the last week or so - that's usually a recipe for a rally.
You've got to realize these trends are there until they're not you've got to be careful about picking the top.