Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.
I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.
I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.
You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.
I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.
Stand by your bed and salute me.
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.
I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.
I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.