Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
Divorce lawyers stoke anger and fear in their clients, knowing that as long as the conflicts remain unresolved the revenue stream will keep flowing.
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.
It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.
If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.
I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.
Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.
That's why Credit card companies are evil. Are they sponsoring the show tonight? ... They are Evil.
I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.
A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.