Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
Craig Fergusonis a Scottish-American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, producer and voice artist. He is the host of the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game, and the host of Join or Die with Craig Ferguson on History. He was also the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, an Emmy Award-nominated, Peabody Award-winning late-night talk show that aired on CBS from 2005 to 2014...
NationalityScottish
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth17 May 1962
CitySpringburn, Scotland
People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."
A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.
Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!
I only like sports that Bond villains played.
I have a beard. Just not on my face...
Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
Twas the night before Thanksgiving. All the food's in the oven. And I'm in the bedroom performin' self lovin'.
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.
When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.