Craig Kilborn
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Craig Kilborn
Craig Kilbornis an American comedian, writer, producer, sports commentator, actor, media critic, and former television host. He was the original host of The Daily Show, a former anchor on ESPN's SportsCenter, and Tom Snyder's successor on CBS' The Late Late Show. On June 28, 2010, he launched The Kilborn File after a six-year absence from television. The Kilborn File aired on some Fox stations during a six-week trial run...
ProfessionSportscaster
Date of Birth24 August 1962
CityKansas City, MO
jobs new-job president
President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers.
believe flying boeing
Boeing is working on an invisible fighter jet so nobody can see who's flying it. Didn't George Bush fly this in the National Guard, I believe?
water president mars
You may have heard this, that NASA discovered water on Mars When he heard about the water on Mars, President Bush said, 'Is it regular or unleaded?'
dollars moments embarrassing
There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'
california four asking
California's economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking 'Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?'
people baghdad watches
There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.
war trying president
President Bush is in the hot seat over Iraqi pre-war intelligence. Remember the good ol' days when the only thing the president was trying to cover up was a stain?
people unemployment lasts
Bush said the unemployment situation is turning around. Last week alone, 5,000 people started working for John Kerry.
waiting staff deals
Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can't wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.
dark looks safe
Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.
sunday islands president
On Sunday, the president flies to the Azores islands to attend a summit with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and Spanish Prime Minister Jose Aznar, and here's my prediction: Bush gets voted off.
names eight secret
Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.
running house plastic
Tom Ridge now says we don't have to run out and put plastic sheets all over the house. Great, tell that to my dead parakeet.
years stripes roles
Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news for Martha - stripes are back in this year.