Cullen Hightower
Cullen Hightower
Cullen Hightowerwas a well-known quotation and quip writer from the United States. He is often associated with the American conservative political movement...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
moving wheels credit
The wheel was invented so we could move faster. Credit was invented so we would have to.
pleasure ends gratification
The gratification of a thoughtless pleasure soon evaporates; the pleasure of a gratifying thought never ends.
law debt way
The American way is the way most law-abiding Americans live - in debt. Does this make a balanced budget un-American?
discipline use ifs
Our freedom to discipline ourselves is a freedom we can lose if we don't use it.
stupidity levels earth
Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.
halos horns hard
It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.
television ifs
If television encouraged us to work as much as it encourages us to do everything else, we could better afford to buy more of everything it advertises.
teenager years adults
Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one.
pay wages adequate
A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they are expected.
democracy lawyer enough
Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.
best-marriage courtship
Courtship brings out the best. Marriage brings out the rest.
imagination illusion victim
A figment of the imagination is just a harmless illusion - unless you are victim of it.
journey long age
After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.
issues people controversial
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.