Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellanetais an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionVoice Actor
Date of Birth29 October 1957
CityOak Park, IL
CountryUnited States of America
The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I have feelings too - like 'My stomach hurts' or 'I'm going crazy!'
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.
If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!
Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.
Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?