Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellanetais an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionVoice Actor
Date of Birth29 October 1957
CityOak Park, IL
CountryUnited States of America
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten
Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.
Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!
English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!
There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.