Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta
Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellanetais an American actor, voice actor, comedian, singer and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionVoice Actor
Date of Birth29 October 1957
CityOak Park, IL
CountryUnited States of America
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.
I never realized how boring this game was
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.
You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once, just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, but they won't! They won't let me live!
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.
Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?