Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler
Daniel Handleris an American writer and journalist. He is best known for his work under the pen name Lemony Snicket, having published children's series A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions under this pseudonym. He has also published adult novels under his real name; his first book The Basic Eight was rejected by many publishers for its dark subject matter. His most recent book is We Are Pirates. Handler has also played the accordion in several bands...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth28 February 1970
CitySan Francisco, CA
CountryUnited States of America
So she loved him. She just did immediately and again often and clearly naturally and soundly and obviously and many others.
Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.
We are all told to ignore bullies. It's something they teach you, and they can teach you anything. It doesn't mean you learn it. It doesn't mean you believe it. One should never ignore bullies. One should stop them.
Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.
When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.
I was not a particularly brave child, I think, because I had a narrative mind, because my mind automatically went to any terrible thing that could happen.
It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to being with.
I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
I started making plans, thinking we would get that far.
I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.
lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca...
If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.
That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...