Daniel Handler
Daniel Handler
Daniel Handleris an American writer and journalist. He is best known for his work under the pen name Lemony Snicket, having published children's series A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions under this pseudonym. He has also published adult novels under his real name; his first book The Basic Eight was rejected by many publishers for its dark subject matter. His most recent book is We Are Pirates. Handler has also played the accordion in several bands...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth28 February 1970
CitySan Francisco, CA
CountryUnited States of America
I am heartbroken, but I have been heartbroken before, and this might be the best for which I can hope.
...the moron who thought love was forever.
I hadn't even been looking, not for you, and now you were my heart's desire.
lately it has become more and more difficult to attend dinner parties without the evening ending in gunfire or tapioca...
If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.
What you don't read is often as important as what you do read.
I’m not a cuckoo, either. I’m a fool is what.
Sometimes, even the best of plans will occur to you when it is too late.
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake.
Accidents happen all the time.
Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.
I stayed there loving you, though the love made me, not sad but I guess melancholy, for a reason I couldn’t point to.
-Most people would say that she's beautiful. -That's because she's been with most people.
There are many reasons, of course, why someone might snap their fingers and grin. If you heard some pleasing music, for instance, you might snap your fingers and grin to demonstrate that the music had charms that could soothe your savage breast. If you were employed as a spy, you might snap your fingers and grin in order to deliver a message in secret snapping-and-grinning code.