Dave Barry
Dave Barry
David McAlister "Dave" Barryis a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 July 1947
CityArmonk, NY
CountryUnited States of America
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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
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And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
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What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
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Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
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For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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Sign outside a country shop: We buy junk and sell antiques.
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Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?
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Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
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Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
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Too many rocks in the mountains.
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I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?
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A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.