Dave Barry
Dave Barry
David McAlister "Dave" Barryis a Pulitzer Prize winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for the Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth3 July 1947
CityArmonk, NY
CountryUnited States of America
god stupidity gold
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
god light stupidity
Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?
god water stupidity
Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
god appreciate stupidity
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
god rocks stupidity
Too many rocks in the mountains.
god stupidity way
A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.
god years stupidity
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," she told him. With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
god views stupidity
Chair lifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.
teeth green hello
The porpoises said hello to Molly. She told them all her teeth were green.
secret secret-society
A secret society within a secret society.
cyberspace internet free-speech
There are no bad haircuts in cyberspace.
window tapping
Someone was tapping on the window.
sports real mean
But my point is that competitive eating is a real sport, and I considered taking it up. But when I thought about what this would mean sitting around for hours, stuffing my face with unhealthy food I realized it was basically the same thing as journalism.
dog humorous animal
When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.