Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelleis an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 August 1973
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Chappelle quotes about
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
What a great young man and a great representative of Georgia Tech,
I want be a guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.