Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelleis an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 August 1973
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Chappelle quotes about
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something," he continued. "But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.
If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.