Dave Chappelle
Dave Chappelle
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelleis an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 August 1973
CountryUnited States of America
Dave Chappelle quotes about
There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money," he said. "I'm at a restaurant with my wife, it's a nice restaurant, we're eating dinner. I look across the room, I say, "You see this guy over here, across the room? He has $100 million." And we're eating the same entree. So, OK, fine, I don't have $50 million or whatever it was, but say I have $10 million in the bank. The difference in lifestyle is miniscule.
I'm an introspective dude.
Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention?
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.