Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelleis an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 August 1973
CountryUnited States of America
I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can wear that one, there's another kid (killed) and I'm running out of closet space.
I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.