David Brenner
David Brenner
David Norris Brennerwas an American stand-up comedian, actor and author. The most frequent guest on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1970s and 1980s, Brenner "was a pioneer of observational comedy."...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth4 February 1936
CityPhiladelphia, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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