DAVID FEHERTY

DAVID FEHERTY
Former professional golfer who amassed five European Tour wins during his career. He later went on to become a broadcaster for the Golf Channel and CBS Sports.
ProfessionGolfer
Date of Birth13 August 1958
country healthy disrespect
I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.
golf meals fries
Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
drinking taken two
The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
fall golf tree
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
ears looks worst
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.
dog i-like-you thinking
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.
skeletons long closets
Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.
order want feels
I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.
focus busy listening-to-music
I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.
sleep night doors
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if I get three hours of sleep a night, and so I get up, and my head is full of slamming doors.
winning may fleas
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.
wife lost my-wife
I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
golf winning guy
It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.
golf long earth
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.